I will try to make this short because if not I could go on for hours and hours talking about the Bengals. They provide much more entertainment outside of the actual game that is just cannon fodder for sports humor fans around the world. Where would I start, the coach who somehow still is the coach, the off-season arrests, the ego’s, the TV blackouts. The list is larger than the Amazon Rainforest. And of course are Bengal Tigers native to Ohio, to the United States? See, its just too easy.
One of the greatest inventions of the modern world is called Ad Block Plus. Its one of, if not, the top downloads on many Internet software sites. This amazing programs speeds up your browsing experience so you can work faster, earn more and other fun marketing twists on the positivity of ad-blockers. If you pare ad-blockers with YouTube you will be so thankful for the program. Anyways I just found this absolutely hilarious when I visited the Bengals site back in the fall to see if the game was going to be blacked out or not.
How dare they tell the viewer to view the site with ads turned on. The jokes came flooding in for me though. I thought of making graphics with defensive ends blowing their mark on the field. I wanted to paste that over top images of Andy Dalton lying on his back or the many years of QB’s being sacked. Or on top of off-season arrest reports. Why don’t the Bengals learn to block before they tell us to stop blocking ads?
The audacity to say the site is better viewed with ads on is an absolute lie. It’s an insult to fans everywhere. It seems the Bengals have personal problems all throughout their company. Well I’m looking for the next exciting season of disappointment. How about you?
Another easy thing you can do is visit and like my growing Fire Marvin Lewis Facebook Page! I got so tired of seeing season and seasons keep going by with dismal results. If it were any other team they would have fired the coach quickly. So go lend your support and more importantly share your Bengal fan rage!!!
If you have not figured it out from reading this is a work of fiction for fun only. So if you don’t have a sense of humor, get one. Names, characters, places and incidents either are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental so bite me!